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Captain

Captain

Possibly from Serbia, but now a full fledged American, the Captain is a heroin addict with the MOST experience in their circle of user-friends, affording him the biggest ship (the most drugs) to stand at the helm and steer (appear conscious while actually on the nod) everyone safely thru their high.

The Captain must always be on the lookout for smaller ships, little up and commers, that could damage his vessel. It's a big ocean out there, and it's full of dangers that could kill his vibe. The Captain knows he put in work to get where he is, and there's always going to be pirates out on the sea, looking to take it from him.

The Captain has a reputation of bitches always flocking to him, trying to get on his ship, but he prides himself (even gets off on) telling them all no. It's partly how he stays in command with that power. Besides the captain usually has a Jenny sponsoring him, so his needs are well handled, and for that captains are very loyal beings with less likelihood of scandalous tendencies.

Side effects of being the captain, he becomes accustomed to.people just hooking him up with free work, and so when he runs out, which is rare, it becomes his excuse for why he disappeared all day (looking for drugs).
Parents: where were you with our car all night??
Captain: chill, Im the captain, i had to go work for work! Plus.my ship docked and needed it's captain to come and steer it for a while..
by Jenny520 March 4, 2019
mugGet the Captainmug.

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
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captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!
mugGet the captain obviousmug.

cracker captain

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?
by Aocstan January 18, 2021
mugGet the cracker captainmug.

Captain Ahab

Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.
by Gore Poppins December 10, 2015
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Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.
Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.
by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017
mugGet the Captain Gaymug.

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
mugGet the Captain Flexmug.

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