The Peter Move 

Created by a homosexual named Peter Nguyen, It's when you ask a person you ALREADY KNOW, who they are. It's mostly used on social websites like facebook. Very famous in Santa Ana. The whole point is to aim for a conversation, which you hope will lead to new girlfriend.

Guy:-sees girl add him on facebook-
Guy: Hey, Do i know you ? :3
Girl: Yeah... we talked yesterday... im in your class..
Guy: Oh, i totally didnt know that :O
-becomes friends for life-
Guy thinks to self: Glad i did the Peter Move!

The Peter Move by Pseudonyms are Dr. Suess October 16, 2011

Hans-Peter Dürr 

He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).

Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.

Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.

Hans-Peter Dürr by Mundanus May 31, 2014

what the peter 

when someone has largely taken the joke to far to the extent where you relate this titf to petes own crimes

Doob 1: Dude did he hit you
Doob 2: Yea what the peter?

what the peter by doobadadino August 27, 2013

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

millimeter peter by Tails September 16, 2003

Anton Peter 

Anton is a gayish anal sex addict, who enjoys nothing more than to be penetrated by his boyfriends. He works part time at a prostate examination center for underaged boys. He is also very popular among BDSM producers as he is more than willing to have his balls spanked ferociously by old MILFs. Finally, to avoid an encounter with Anton Peter, it is recommended to stay away from Kindergartens, as he is often spotted loitering in that area. If you do happen to encounter Anton Peter on the streets, your best option is to clench your glutes and run, as he has very short legs and an even shorter penis.

A: why are you limping like that?
B: I encountered Anton Peter at the Kindergarten. My asshole is still bleeding

Anton Peter by prostate_examiner_6000 October 17, 2021

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

rubber peter 

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.

In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.

rubber peter by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006