mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

Rusty Mountains

When a man or woman has diarrhea on a woman's breasts after eating a meal consisting of Mexican food.

I had seven refried bean burritos, and then gave my hoe some rusty mountains.

by dee oh tee September 11, 2005

mountains

upstate NY prisons (where numerous NY prisons are, away from the city)

I was away up in the mountains for 11 years and my commissary was always right.

by OntheHumble March 14, 2008

Little Mountains

A woman's boobs or breasts.

Ashley finally let me take off her bra and feel her little mountains.

by ladiesman0000 August 29, 2010

Mountainman

An individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment. Some have been known to mistake the most interesting man in the world with the mountainman. If he punches you in the face you will have to fight off the strong urge to thank the mountainman and then move on with your day. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. if you get the rare chance to meet him i suggest you thank him for everything he has done he is the mountainman.

Girl - Are you jesus?

Mountainman - No sweetie i am the mountainman

by I am the mountainman September 24, 2010

Snowy Mountains

when a male cums on a girls tits.

dude my girlfriend ripped her bra off so i had to give her the snowy mountains

by jew420 May 24, 2006

[Mountainsex]

A form asphixiation where two people having intercourse on a mountain top or at a high altitude enter a euphoric state due to a lack oxygen reaching the brain yet continue on adding a strange twist to ones orgasm....

1st guy: dude Mountainsex is awesome...

paramedic: he's fading fast!

1st guy: dude.....

by Cravendale November 2, 2008