jesus cleats

sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them

Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.

by lil connor the anchor August 17, 2006

black jesus

A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.

Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.

Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."

by Quivver July 18, 2006

Jesus Milk

despite the fact that it is a slang word for semen or jizz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. It is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.

a lot like "oh shit", or "oh damn"

guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.

"Ohhhh Jesus milk!!" i almost got by with that one

by leftnutbroekn August 11, 2009

Jesus Vagina

A creative and exciting assortment of words used to express extreme surprise, anger, or any other type of emotion.

"Jesus vagina what the fuck was that?!"

"Jesus vagina that chick was fugly!"

by Naybby-bne January 3, 2010

Jesus mode

Jesus mode is the reaction (usually a sharp force that sends you in the opposite direction) experienced when one has reached the boundaries of limitation in video games.

In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, I was on a boat going westward when I encountered the "Jesus mode", that sent me in the opposite direction. I knew then I had reached the boundaries.

by David31405 August 3, 2005

East Jesus

a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also East Jesus State)

I don't want to go back to East Jesus, the people there are a bunch of Yahoos.

by Light Joker November 4, 2004

Jesus cock

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.

I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!

by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009