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despite the fact that it is a slang word for semen or jizz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. It is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.

a lot like "oh shit", or "oh damn"
guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.

"Ohhhh Jesus milk!!" i almost got by with that one
by leftnutbroekn July 26, 2009
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