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Definitions by Lamarvelous

Jesus cock 

A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
I'm so hooked on my boyfriend's jesus cock! That is totally why he is so cocky!
Jesus cock by Lamarvelous December 7, 2009