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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.
I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.
by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010
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Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010
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Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.
Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.
by Platonics. November 12, 2010
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Faci-Leak

Information you find out on Facebook that you should have already known or been told through more appropriate means.
Joe: I heard your sister got divorced, that sucks.
John: What are you talking about?
Joe: Oh you don't know? I saw it on Facebook.
John: Great, I have to find this out from a Faci-Leak.
by van g rules February 21, 2011
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Factory Hot

A girl that you work with every day in a predominantly male setting who you classify as really hot but when you get her out in the real world you wouldn't pay attention to her.
Stephanie? That girl I work with? She is factory hot only. I saw her at the bar last night and she looked like shit!
by dannosky April 27, 2011
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face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...
by dickdog75 November 30, 2011
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