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face-twit 

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
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You-twit-face 

A person who has an active youtube, twitter, and facebook account.
marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.

Friend says dang, you-twit-face!
A person who is always on twitter and facebook
Twit Face by itsjusmeME June 5, 2009

twit face account 

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.
I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.
twit face account by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011

You Twit Face 

An iPhone app that combines YouTube, Twitter and Facebook
I checked all my social swag on You Twit Face
You Twit Face by Laddy Wayne April 11, 2013

face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

Twitter Bookin The Face Page 

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.
Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!
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