Treating Depression 

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

Treating Depression by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Treatlerite

An American consumer who obsessively indulges in cheap consumer goods from platforms like Temu, Amazon, and Shein, and routinely orders food from gig economy apps like DoorDash and Uber Eats, only to turn Hitlerite when deliveries are late, items are flawed, or service feels beneath their expectations.

The term ‘treatlerite’ began as satire but increasingly functions as a concise diagnosis of the entitlement and consumer absolutism embedded in modern Western ideology, across all political affiliations.

"He bulk ordered 87 silicone kitchen gadgets from Temu, then threatened to call corporate when DoorDash forgot his dipping sauce—classic treatlerite behavior."

Treatlerite by WideAwakes1860 April 29, 2025

Treatlerite

"Treatlerite" is a combination between the words "treat" and "Hitlerite", implying people obsessed with treats become reactionary when they don't have access to them. Treatlerite theory, applied to American-fat-pig politics, argues a popular revolt is more likely if people are cut off from Amazon delivery services than if their actual working/living conditions get worse. The term is often used in a humorous way by bitter communists online mad at poor-middle class Americans for caring more about bullshit novelty items than their immediate economic interests.

Similar: "Treatler"

"Treatlerite couldn't go a day without doordash."

Treatlerite by ahbjsdzbudjoifkl December 10, 2025

RCA treatment 

Using blunt force or striking an electrical/electronic object until it starts working again.
Can also be used on persons/animals to produce the desired effect.

What quit working again? Use the "RCA treatment" to get it working again.

RCA treatment by BigShiggy July 14, 2008

pig treats 

1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.

2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.

Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.

pig treats by feeriker April 11, 2007

candle treatment 

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

candle treatment by zach and scott June 14, 2008

Fatty treats 

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

Fatty treats by Richy :) August 15, 2008