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trump position 

A sex position in which you "grab her by the pussy" and bend her over a wall while wearing a hair piece or huge comb over also known as "the presidential appointment , Trumping, getting Trumped"

Inspired by a certain U.S. Presidential Nominee
Dude the Trump Position is my new favorite!!! I Trumped that Girl back to Mexico last nite!!!
trump position by GOCANES!!! November 18, 2016
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trump's death 

The most exciting event that hasn't happened, but intellectual people are hoping for.
I'm so excited for trump's death!
trump's death by DEMJUICEY January 6, 2017

Trump disease 

A newly diagnosed mental illness virus named after Donald Trump aka Fuckface Von Clownstick that makes people who have the disease, narcissistic, racist, turns them into a Nazi, makes them violent, makes them suicidal, makes them have low IQ's, and overall makes them entirely bad with money to the point of being homeless and then sponging off others for support while still being a narcissistic ungrateful sick asshole. Donald Trump himself planted this disease in order to make the world go crazy and it is extremely contagious and dangerous.
Trump disease is a deadly mental illness virus that is leading the planet to extinction and it must be treated soon before the end is near.

Trump Check 

The act of grabbing a person by the genitals to discover if they are a man or a woman.
That woman at the bar had a real manly voice so I gave her a Trump Check, sure enough it was a dude.
Trump Check by $WAGGI December 1, 2016

Trump University

A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.
Hey, I bet that diploma from Trump University is so gonna help you land that position as head fry-chef that you've always wanted.
Word of the Day on November 23, 2016

trump 2020 

trump 2020 by corgidonut September 15, 2020

Trump moment 

Being Indicisive at a moment's notice.
John: Why didn't you tell me you were going to a concert tommorow night?
Tom: I did,I called you three days ago and you said you didn't want to go .
John: I don't remember that phone call .
Tom: Yeaaah right,geez you and your"trump moments " makes me laugh at times.
Trump moment by McSwaggmike May 13, 2016