captain cat

The leader of all cats

That captain cat fucking wrecks shit

by FontSize72LOL December 9, 2016

captan

man with a perfect personality and has a HUMONGOUS PENIS, like 3 foot long

wow he is such a captan

by hooni morris August 9, 2017

Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019

Captain Wow

That dude from Shaun of the Dead

We are now stuck here because of Captain Wow -The least brained person in the movie

by Urban Dictionary Provider January 26, 2021

Captain Jack Sparrow

Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.

His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Cogi December 17, 2021

Captain save-a-hoe

When simp ass nigga saves a dumb hoe

Guy:don’t touch him/her
Guy:stop being a captain save-a-hoe

by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 22, 2022

General Captain Fagliani

Someone who's so flamingly homosexual they are above standard gayness and emerge as a higher ranking queer on the faggotry meter.

Wow the sleeves on his shirt are extremely small, what a General Captain Fagliani, showing off all that sleevage.

by General Captain Straightman June 6, 2011