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Alex Wagner

Alex Wagner is cool and loves minecraft bridge duels.
by heughs jass June 11, 2023
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Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.
person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.
by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023
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Alex Arnold

Girl: Damn did you see Alex Arnold at school today?
Other Girls: Ya he's so sexy
by Iwatchprisonberak August 23, 2011
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Alex Ovechkin

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.
Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"
by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010
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Alex Karev

A cocky, arrogant, honest, compassionate fictional doctor on the drama series Grey's Anatomy. He is married to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) and played by Justin Chambers.
Alex Karev loves Izzie Stevens.

Izzie Stevens loves Alex Karev.

Although at times, pompous and arrogant, Alex Karev shows a softer, more compassionate side, especially towards Izzie Stevens.
by LBertrand October 9, 2009
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alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper
Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.
by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005
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