iPod Human

A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.

*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*

Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."

Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"

Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"

Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"

Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."

Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"

*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*

Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."

Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"

by Luke "THE TRUTH" W. November 16, 2010

human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

human suitcase

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

by Jake2z March 1, 2011

Non-Human

An living (organism) that is not human or of human origin.

Used to describe (aliens).

dude 1: "its non-human!"
dude 2: "no. its a cow/chicken/bug-monster.

by Metanator November 16, 2009

Human Panini

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.

Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!

by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018

Humans

selfish insensitive thieving liars.

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...

by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010

Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014