Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways

Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry

by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020

carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

Carpetbagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Jacob, moved to the South, to take advantage of what he deemed as uneducated idiots, easily taken advantage of.
His Carpetbagger ways, got him tared & feathered, then run out of town on a rail...

by Scuffed Princess Bubbles January 28, 2021

Carpety

when something feels like it has been sitting on the carpet for a long time

"that shirt feels carpety"
"was it on your floor?"
"yes"

by superzachsmom69 February 11, 2021

Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Carpisunni

A weird kind of Capri

Carpisunni Is nice

by Gehe hehebe February 22, 2021

Carpal Tourette's

Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.

That dumbass driver almost hit me, sorry -- I have carpal Tourette's!

by BadAnnie March 1, 2021