carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 17, 2021
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Boobs

Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 17, 2021
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