short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014

Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.

Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".

by Semaj Snosrap September 24, 2020

Short Dominican Woman

They scary AF bro... not kidding. They ready to beat yo ass the very MOMENT you step outta line.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.

"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"

"She's Dominican right?"

"Yea?"

"And she's short..."

"What's the point?"

"She's a short Dominican woman !!"

by too...bad March 1, 2023

Short Stack

A short, fat d*ck

"I got that IHOP d*ck, she call me short stack"
-TMG

by Xxfly December 19, 2022