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Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 3, 2010
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meals on wheels

A police officer (piggy) who rides a bike and annoys the fuck out of kids at skateparks because he has either finished all his donoughts and has no "black males" to go bother or he wants to flash his authority around to a bunch of people who will hate him otherwise.
Random hardcore kid-A :woah,you cleared the whole box man * devil horns*
Meals on wheels:i dont want any gang violence, keep the gang signs at home*turns around leaves smirking*
Random hardcore kid-B:*raises middle finger* fuck you meals on wheels!
by Jay & Corey August 4, 2007
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Wheeler

Someone who spends a lot of time in their bedroom, doing who knows what. They are probably playing video games or touching themselves, for that is all they do. Not to be confused with someone successful.
- Hey did you see Joe last weekend?
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.
by WashingtonDCscholars August 11, 2011
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Wheelie

Is to have the up most skill and balance to ride on rear tire. Only cool people can wheelie and all the chicks like it even if they act like they think its not cool they know the panties got all most and they wanted to jump his bones.
Look at that stud wheelie cat walking that nice bike.
by STUNTER ON A GSXR March 3, 2011
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Wheelbarrowing

A popular pastime enjoyed by young and old alike.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.

Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Wheelock College

Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.

And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.
Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"

Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"

Man - "Isnt it obvious?"
by Wheelock Undergrad April 24, 2011
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wheels on meals

I'm staving, I'd get a wheels on meals, if gas wasn't so expensive.

You could ride your bike down the road, I'm sure there's a wheels on meals around here somewhere.

Yea, lets bike over to the canopy road by the park. I've seen one there everyday, and they're guaranteed to be fresh, and peanut feed.

Damn, there ain't nothing like slow food, to kill your hunger pangs.
by mlhiss May 23, 2008
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