german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.

Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage

by Pigment June 15, 2010

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings

My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.

by Michele December 20, 2003

busted sausage

some one who is remarkably ugly

he has a face on him like a busted sausage..

by InsulinMan November 1, 2008

Purple Sea Sausage

The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.

As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)

by krandma October 9, 2008

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 6, 2004