Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014

ninja mark

He is a swift and agile ninja who is also cool, hot, and awesome.

Dayum ninja Mark! You are so cool and awesome.

by GummyPhysics January 13, 2017

Fat Ninja

The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.

The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.

Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"

Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."

by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010

Spirits Ninja

An educated spirits specialist with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

Peter knows so much about different types of spirits, it's like he's a superhero Spirits Ninja!

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012