Facebook Bomber

Some one who sends you tons of invitations a day "groups,new applications,tags..etc"

Dude1: Gee, Mike is such a fool for bombing my email like that
Dude2: Tell me about him! the other day he sent me 30 invitations at once I took me 10 mins to get rid of all that scum, fucking Facebook bomber.

Facebook Bomber by KIDZO October 11, 2007

Facebook Douche 

An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.

You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.

Facebook Douche by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009

facebook cockblocked 

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.

Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall

facebook cockblocked by gordonchem September 29, 2009

Facebook Fucking 

A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.

-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.

Facebook Fucking by eljugarsupremeo June 23, 2010

facebook addict

person who has no social life other than spending time logging into facebook

facebook addict: kelvin

facebook addict by panocha12793 July 14, 2010

facebook porn 

fb porn is alternately defined as those rather questionable pictures that certain facebook sluts post of themselves in super skimpy clothes/slutty bathing suits/sexual poses/obvious "look at my tits/ass/..." amature-porn-like photos

-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).

-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)

Dude, this girl Mandy is such a cyber slut. She acts all conservative in person, then posts this rediculous facebook porn--and she wonders why every guy in school looks at her that way.

I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

facebook porn by unluckypirate October 18, 2008

Facebook Fight 

When 2 random kids start a "fight" on facebook after one comments on someone's status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. They then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a shit. It makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. Because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the "Top News" feed giving them even more attention. The so-called fight is usually about some insignificant shit that doesn't even really matter. The "fight" doesn't neccesarily have to do with the original status.

Conor: Did you hear Paul and Tom are fighting?
Sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.

Conor: Whose side are you taking?
Sam: probably Tom's, but its just a facebook fight. It probably wont get carried away.

Facebook Fight by maylordarias March 15, 2010