sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016

Rocky Dildoa

1.Someone who thinks their solid, but is just really gay.
2.Makes themselves seem like they're hard but run away at the first sign of danger.
3.Thinks they are Rocky Balboa but really love it up the arse.

That kid over their is acting like Rocky Dildoa, go bang the queer.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

DikDoker

A completely obtusely uneducated individual that uniformly receives their "scientific information" off of the social media platform, TikTok. Typically, a Gen-Zer (not exclusively) who is commonly associated with Millennials who has gone through the schooling systems of late that allow graduation without being even literate, yet claim they are widely more "informed" or "researched" on a topic. Typically, posting this on another social media platform of choice with a wide audience, such as Twatter or Fuckbook.

Did you see Pat's posts from TikTok from a podiatrist on not getting vaccinated? They even said they'd get the poke if the FDA officially approved it, but now they won't because they "researched it" and posted the video as their clinical research. What a fucking DikDoker.

by tiredjusttired August 25, 2021

dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

Dildor

A person who's a dick (not literally, but could be) that often talks a lot and may fart deadly toxins into the air.

Man 1: Dude, that guy is totally a dildor.
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?

by crazeGUY1515 March 30, 2013

dilditos

a small dildo, or used to insult someone eating Doritos.

me: haha look at that loser eating his Dilditos
other guy: dont you mean Doritos?
me: no its Dilditos!

by das ich January 9, 2008

dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.

Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008