dickhead

A male individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dildohead; see dildohead)

"There's a dickhead over there in his car."
"That dickhead is holding his dick to his head again."

by Darjamvan October 13, 2008

dildohead

A female individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dickhead; see dickhead)

"That dildohead is trying to drive and talk on her dildo at the same time."
"She is such a dildohead that she has to talk to her husband on her dildo the moment she gets into the store."

by Darjamvan October 13, 2008