horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

horse crotch by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

lighting crotch by Witch rider July 1, 2024

lighting crotch 

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

lighting crotch by Witch rider July 1, 2024

wet crotch defense 

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

wet crotch defense by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Achillies Crotch 

Referring to a males primary weakness.

"He almost won the fight, but she went for the Achillies Crotch."

Achillies Crotch by JintleeBingle September 20, 2024

Resting crotch face 

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

Resting crotch face by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

Opossum Crotch by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025