closet 

Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.

One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"

closet by soisoi April 26, 2006

Closer 

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

Closer by Dave September 15, 2004

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

hold me closer tony danza by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

closet ghetto 

a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

closet ghetto by McLovin June 27, 2007

Closer 

In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant

Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.

Closer by Roy109 June 16, 2010

Closet Hoe 

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used

She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!

Closet Hoe by Red Wine February 19, 2019

carnival in the closet  

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.

( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)

carnival in the closet by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008