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man on the down low
1)Heterosexual man who engages in anal sex with other men. 2)Married man who sleeps with men, with out any one knowing.
3)Prisoner who needs a pick-me-up.
4)A self identifying yet closeted homosexual.
3)Prisoner who needs a pick-me-up.
4)A self identifying yet closeted homosexual.
Mary and John were happily married with three kids, John had many business trips he had to go on so he was not at home often. John's "business" trips included long nights in hotels with strange men involving sexual encounters. Years later Mary found out she was HIV positive and couldn't figure out why. John was a man on the down low.
DMX has sex with men but know one knows about it. He is a man on the down low.
DMX has sex with men but know one knows about it. He is a man on the down low.
man on the down low by Arlesh June 28, 2008
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First of the Day
First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.
However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
From Easy Rider:
Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,
"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."
He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,
"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,
"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."
He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,
"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
First of the Day by Jimblor April 7, 2009
Punch em in the dick
The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
Punch em in the dick by whaargarbl April 18, 2010
A stub in the dark
When walking somewhere you often walk in the dark, you stub your toe on something which is not usually there, or was only recently put there.
I had a stub in the dark last night, when I got up to go to the toilet and stubbed my toe on the coffee table which my girlfriend had moved earlier that the day.
A stub in the dark by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010
King Of The Dot
King Of The Dot Battle League.. KOTD
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
The top battle league on the planet. Co-signed by Drake.
Hosted By Organik, Gully TK & Lush One.. plus other guest hosts including Drizzy..
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
The top battle league on the planet. Co-signed by Drake.
Hosted By Organik, Gully TK & Lush One.. plus other guest hosts including Drizzy..
King Of The Dot by battlez February 14, 2013