i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.
by The bag man carl September 2, 2015
Get the Corncob Jellymug. the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.
by Sexydimma March 1, 2015
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. by ellur September 14, 2025
Get the what the jellymug. 
A popular digital art style defined by the use of neotenous proportions, round shapes and an apparent glossy look, thus giving it's name. It became popular due to artists such as Kooleen and Puririka, who would make tutorials of the art style.
by saddo___ December 12, 2023
Get the jelly art stylemug. When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013
Get the Jelly Sneezemug.