M.I.L.F.

Mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs.Bree

Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.

Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.

by SDVBNLIBV December 28, 2005

D.I.L.F

Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Sara: Wow, He's 42????
Meg: yeah, he's a total D.I.L.F

by Gizzo June 21, 2006

F.P.S.

Abbreviation for First Person Shooter", a video game in which the player sees from the perpective of the main game character, or in the "first person". These games usually involve some type of weapon, usually a gun, of which the end of the barrel can usually be seen at the bottom of the screen, as if the player is looking down the gun.

Some examples of F.P.S.'s include Battlefield 1942, Half-Life, Doom (perhaps being the most famous, and arguably the first real F.P.S), Red Faction, and the Medal of Honor series.

by Pork King April 4, 2006

F

1. the sixth letter of the alphabet, pronounced "eff"
2. A very very very very very bad grade, which usually prompts disciplinary actions by parents of young children.
3. the last letter in the slang acronym WTF, which is commonly used often by n00bs, or used occasionally by l33ts to indicate surprise, shock, or rejection towards something.

1. F is a letter, use it.

2. I got an F on my Physics test, looks like father is going to tie me to that tree in the front yard and flog me until i'm sunburn red.

3. WTF????!!!!!11111

by M-Bomb September 27, 2004

R.T.F. with the B.G.

Simple... The Reverse Tit Fuck with the Ball Gobble. Rather than standing over her stomach while tit fucking, you stand over her face making it easy for her to gobble your balls at the same time.

"Your wife made me feel very welcome by offering me coffe, pie, and an R.T.F. with the B.G."

by Jonny Ryan June 4, 2007

F Major

A key in which music is played. The key signature consists of one flat

F G A Bb C D E F

Tonic Chord:
F A C F

This Bach chorale is in the key of F Major

by clarinetman April 23, 2008

F-18

Charlie Sheen's fighter plane of choice that most of the time--including naps--he claims to be when destroying you in the air, or deploying his ordnance to the ground.

"Most of the time...I'm an F-18, bro." - Charlie Sheen

by That's So Taguchi September 21, 2011