M.I.L.F

Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.
by maniclama April 04, 2006
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Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?
*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat
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Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.
“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

“Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.
by jawanna blowme? January 07, 2020
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Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.
M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me
by Milfmasta January 21, 2009
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So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!
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MILF Is an abbreviation of Man I Love Fishing
Usually used by fisher men that have love for fishing
Dan-Look at that boat
Jeremy- M.I.L.F
by legendofwondereland March 09, 2018
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Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard
Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.
by Tortuga July 01, 2004
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