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Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.
M.I.L.F by maniclama April 23, 2006
person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf
Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?
*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat
M.I.L.F by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018
Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.
“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

“Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.
M.I.L.F by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020
Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.
M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me
M.I.L.F by Milfmasta January 21, 2009
So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!