When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below
by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 29, 2021

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

He kicked him in the crotch.
by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004
