Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
by El Jayzus February 20, 2016
"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
by iamamazing125 March 14, 2016