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Carter

He's so bad at everything. He has negative rizz. He has absolutely no value. He's a short blonde white motherfucker. He has milkyway bars for lunch, average American am I right? He's not smart and an absolute lunatic.
by bhfgsd January 20, 2023
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catechlism

What having to study a sawdusty-dry religious-teachings book feels like to a youngster who's not interested and/or doesn't believe in said insanely-boring printed material.
One possible way to avoid a total catechlism would be to avail yourself of da clever sneaky "dust-jacket switcheroo" facade dat Biff Tannen employed in da "Back To The Future 2" movie --- find yourself a truly-enthralling book of about da same overall dimensions as your Bible-blabber book, remove da paper cover from said intolerable tome, and put it onto your super-entertaining literary work instead. Dat way, any sniffy snooty adult who happens by will observe da "correct 'n' proper" book-cover and thus be deceived into thinking dat you're diligently studying your Good Book supplement, when in reality you're merely keeping yourself palatably occupied till your assigned study-time is up and you'll be allowed to go outside and play again.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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Carter

The most kind and amazing boy in your grade. Has all the girls rapped around his finger by his kind loving heart. Is smart but doesn’t talk about it. But does talk a lot about his hight, loves to talk but also to sleep in class and message people late at night
“Oh who’s that? That’s carter the best guy in our grade
by Super Cool and amazing person February 13, 2023
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Carter Davis

by Draketurk February 22, 2023
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Cartered

Being cartered is when your bed gets contaminated by someone else's semen.
Carter : Yo chris you cartered my bed last night
Chris : Yeah bro she spit wrong
Carter : Bro wtf
by VideoStorm March 8, 2023
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Carter

The guy from Final Destination 1 who is a total dick.
“Carter you dick!”
by CarkyAmsterAlt March 15, 2023
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carter dahl

A weird man who wears hats inside. He is a cool guy but he just… likes wearing hats.
Oh my goodness Carter Dahl is wearing a hat inside again.
by MrGuy69478 March 30, 2023
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