What having to study a sawdusty-dry religious-teachings book feels like to a youngster who's not interested and/or doesn't believe in said insanely-boring printed material.
One possible way to avoid a total catechlism would be to avail yourself of da clever sneaky "dust-jacket switcheroo" facade dat Biff Tannen employed in da "Back To The Future 2" movie --- find yourself a truly-enthralling book of about da same overall dimensions as your Bible-blabber book, remove da paper cover from said intolerable tome, and put it onto your super-entertaining literary work instead. Dat way, any sniffy snooty adult who happens by will observe da "correct 'n' proper" book-cover and thus be deceived into thinking dat you're diligently studying your Good Book supplement, when in reality you're merely keeping yourself palatably occupied till your assigned study-time is up and you'll be allowed to go outside and play again.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023