Face Shredder

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and shreds ass while your nose is positioned between her cheeks.

“Dude Nick’s mom gave me the nastiest face shredder the other night, it was the best.”

by phillip the funny man October 26, 2020

face on

When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.

John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

face labia

The lips on a humans face that resembles the labia on a vagina

Ever since botox her face labia have sure been swollen...

by LemmeF1ndOut March 7, 2021

Face Panini

A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.

Hey Brad, why is your face so read?

“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”

by Tacocat1980 April 24, 2022

boomerang face

a girl that loves giving head. always coming back for more

michael: i came all over her and ten minutes later she wanted to blow me again!
john: yeah i know, she's got a boomerang face.

by e d i c i u s August 7, 2005

Frosting Face

a female that wears too much make-up, commonly found on pubescent teens or any woman with bad skin.

Q: How was that chick you were talking too?
A: She looked good at first, then I saw that she had frosting face....yuck.

by A-Jacks February 1, 2007

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008