Douchebaggage 

Eye candy on the arm of a douchebag.

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.

Douchebaggage by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

Internet Douchbaguette 

1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com

Internet Douchbaguette by Teflon55 May 19, 2009

Douchebagery 

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

Douchebagery by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

Douchebag Medic 

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!

Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!

Douchebag Medic by WWADDICT July 19, 2011

New Jersey douchebag 

A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker

The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast

New Jersey douchebag by Evilous Dark Power October 17, 2020

douchebag

1. Female hygiene item
2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.

~Allen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.

douchebag by Anonymousperson123456 April 24, 2006

AP Douchebag 

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.

Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.

AP Douchebag by Mini Wheats November 30, 2006