chuck norris:the only definition 

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

chuck norris:the only definition by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

Chicks 

A positive slang term for pretty girls, usually young e.g. under 35.

"There are some nice Chicks in that bar, let's go for a beer"

Chicks by ashteroid April 15, 2010

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker 

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

Chuck Norris and Friends 

(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.





The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.

Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"

Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"

Chuck Norris and Friends by Gizzo94 April 4, 2009

fuck and chuck 

when a girl has intercourse with a guy and leaves immediately after. (the girl version of hitting and quitting)

(das what im talkin bout!)

shes so pimpin and all about the fuck and chuck

fuck and chuck by j to izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008

Chuck Norris 

a.k.a. God; The master of everything.

When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris by Jesus Christo April 18, 2006

chuckleacious 

adj: rather humorous.

The fact that your mom slept with Kid Rock is chuckleacious.

chuckleacious by Doc Martian October 23, 2005