ashteroid's definitions

Showbiz

Another term for Cocaine. People in show business have a reputation for liking a bit of sniff, hence the term.

Who fancies a bit of showbiz?

by ashteroid August 11, 2009

Chicks

A positive slang term for pretty girls, usually young e.g. under 35.

"There are some nice Chicks in that bar, let's go for a beer"

by ashteroid April 15, 2010

usa

A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of americans have passports. How would they know then?

Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?

by ashteroid April 9, 2007

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

sculptured

When a person is far too high on cocaine, edgy and arrogant.

When someone has done too much chilsel they become sculptured, as a chisel is used to make a sculpture.

by Ashteroid November 10, 2008

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

In theatre

A Homosexual person. A very old euphemism dating from when to accuse someone of being homosexual was libelous. Deriving from actors and luvvies being sterotypically gay or effeminate.

Question:"Does he have a girlfriend?"
Answer:"No, I think he's 'In theatre'."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006