hiroshima

A terrible war crime that no one was tried for. Victors justice.

"hey, we just killed 90'000 men, women and children in hiroshima with a huge atomic fireball."

"you guys are hero's, have a medal"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

war

The complete breakdown of human civilisation.

war, the language of the inarticulate

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 08, 2006

In theatre

A Homosexual person. A very old euphemism dating from when to accuse someone of being homosexual was libelous. Deriving from actors and luvvies being sterotypically gay or effeminate.

Question:"Does he have a girlfriend?"
Answer:"No, I think he's 'In theatre'."

by ashteroid November 08, 2006

france

The country that was right about Iraq

France? Cowards. Ohh, err, hmmm. Yeah, got that wrong. They were right.

by ashteroid May 23, 2007

Arnhem

The Town where the last Bridge was that the British couldn't take in the true story of the WWII Battle, Operation Market-Garden in the Film 'A Bridge too far'. Used to describe a situation when a friend has made an error and gone too far, told someone some home truths for instance and upset them.

"Danny was telling Stuart about not liking his girlfriend and now they're not talking."

"Oh, he went a bit Arnhem did he?"

by Ashteroid March 04, 2009