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Tech Week Widow

Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech week widow in a few days, I really miss them.”
by NerdBerd May 29, 2018
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sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.
Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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duck widow

The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.
Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.
by sevendrakes December 25, 2009
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Snow Widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
by Jbjcarol June 2, 2018
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Dinner Table Widow (DTW)

A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).

Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.
"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."
by jerry January 26, 2004
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bike widow

The supportive wife of a man who is addicted to cycling and anything related to it.
My friends and I became bike widows when the boys decided to go on a four day, 400 mile bike ride several states away.
by AL's wife November 26, 2010
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