Skip to main content

Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.
Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!
by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005
mugGet the Whack-A-Bob Wonkins mug.

whack

1. adjective; appalling in nature, unconventional.

2. verb; to strike one with the hand or fist.

3. verb; to assassinate.
1. yo, that's whack.

2. if your mother heard that she'd whack you upside the head.

3. you want we should whack a dog?
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
mugGet the whack mug.
Related Words

Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness one encounters after taking an Ambien but before falling asleep, often manifested by saying nonsensical things or revealing things one might not otherwise say even when drunk, and often forgotten the following day.
Sorry that I told you I had the hots for your sister, dude, but I was Ambien-whacked, so I can't be held responsible for what I said.
by sultansean1 May 5, 2011
mugGet the Ambien-whacked mug.

Whack-A-Troll

This is a game to rid message boards of the irritating trolls. Reminiscent of the carnival game of a similar name, the object is to be the first one to clobber an idiot when it's inane postings appear and make it go back in it's hole.
"I tried to get the first two hits in on the Whack-A-Troll game yesterday, but my buddy beat me to the knock out punch"
by FireIced February 25, 2010
mugGet the Whack-A-Troll mug.

Whackintosh

The personal computer you use mainly for downloading and viewing porn online.
Dude, I'm gonna call it a night and go spend some quality time with my new Whackintosh.
by Jeffro Bodean March 17, 2010
mugGet the Whackintosh mug.

full whack

Fully turned on, all the way, etc. Can also mean full price/rate. Synonymous with "top whack" or "full tilt."
Put your burner on full whack to get your pan really hot.
by laternater July 12, 2010
mugGet the full whack mug.

Demon whacking your sin staff

girl: hey big boy, mind if i start demon whacking your sin staff?
boy: hell yea!
by niggerbob May 9, 2012
mugGet the Demon whacking your sin staff mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email