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Wheat Thin

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.
The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.
by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018
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Wheat cents

The currency of Leprechaun grandmothers goes like this. Grandma will always pay $2 for a gallon of Blackberries. Giving Wheat pennies to "Lord Bud's Cordwood Chapel helps the minister of plenty. Grandmas are the ministers of plenty who insures the American dollar will never fall in value to below 1/2 gallon of Blackberries. If you do not believe me bring me a Gallon of Blackberries and I will give you $2... I know more than a few buyers who are Grandmothers.
To determine the value of a Dollar one must determine the value of a penny. I will give a single Blackberry size that of a Garden-Gnomes-Green Thumbnail for a Penny of current striking, But Magic and miracles happen when you pay for a Blackberry with wheat cents. Any grandma will tell you that if you take care of the pennies the dollars will take care of themselves.

In the words of a preacher, I know: "I would rather owe you a DEBT the rest of my life than to try and beat you out of it." DIE owing money and someone gets beat out of it, but DIE owing DEBT notes and none are the wiser. DIE owing Blackberries and next summer the lord will provide the means of payment without your helping effort, all you have to add to the recipe is faith, hope, and LOVE. Fiat currency is for the payment of Debts. You owe me no DEBTS but the 22 years backdated trespass fines are still currently in arrears and are due and payable in Blackberries or Blackberry futures.

For all are guilty and have fallen short of the "Lord Bud's Glory.'
The value of Old money is perceived to be more than that of new money, and taking that into consideration I claim my son's BOND to be equal to everything printed Since my Death on August 13, 1999. I must carry only one "wheat cents" and you must always donate it back to the Chapel. You can't take it with you pal. Laugh you, silly Humans.
by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022
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wheatpaste

wallpaper paste used to put up posters/flyers. See wordobeyword or wordobeygiantword

oftenly used by streetartists(good) and sadly corporate fucks(bad)
Hey lets go paste up some posters tonight.
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
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Wheat

Name for a teenage boy with an organic personality, usually possessing the build of a string-bean, spaghetti, or other material with the diameter of wheat. Very pale, this type of boy is most commonly spotted amidst the highschool mathletes or on the track to upkeep his wheat-like figure. While commonly beige in character, most people tend to appreciate their wheat-like friends. It must be noted, however, that some people are gluten free and cannot tolerate such boys.
Hey look it's carter!

What a guy, he's a real piece of wheat
by #1 holly hills roastmaster December 27, 2016
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Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
by Unknown. June 22, 2004
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whah

equals what
-i'm gonna bla bla bla...
-whah?
-I said i'm gonna go home now...
by juliopavei August 6, 2009
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wheaton

Wheaton: a some what large suburb or Chicago, holds the record for the most churches per square mile in the united states. MOst people in wheaton are stuck up and moderatly wealthy, while the girls of the town have nothing better to do then cause drama. But their are a few select kids from wheaton warrenvill south high school as well as wheaton north highschool that do not fit this description. On the weekends kids in wheaton enjoy sitting around in parking lots while being drunk and or high. If this does not amuse then they will resort back to their favorite past time getting in fight after fight with Glembard south kids.In summerary there are a select few that no how to get down and party in wheaton, while the rest are tight assed bible banging rich snobs!
person A: excuse me but u live in wheaton right?
person B: yes, why?
person A: can i barrow your bible for a second i want to look something up.
person B: yes, of course u can.( pulls bible out of back pocket)
by bobby dizzle August 28, 2005
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