WALMART 

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

WALMART by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024

walmart 

the dumpster of america. - plainrock124. there are alot of people out there criticisizing the quality of walmart products.

random idiot - checc this out @everyone

me - what

mod - stop pinging @everyone next ping and its a 14 day mute

random idiot - its a 1 doller walmart tablet i bet its better than ur pathetic appel

mod - i have an ipad pro. even an ipad 1st generation is better than even the best of android, you got the worst tablet out there

me - same. i also agree with that statement

mod ?role add @user admin

mod - ?ban noappeal @random broke ass loser get the hell out of here and dont come back

walmart by 584940493395874392034839394 February 2, 2025

WALMART! 

that one thing Jake Paul screamed once

Jake Paul: WALMART!

WALMART! by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010

walmart gangster 

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

walmart gangster by Sibilus March 6, 2008