thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

Lady Tramping

(verb): To take a piece of food, such as a pickle or sweet potato fry, and enjoy from opposite ends, thus recreating the famous scene from Lady and the Tramp. Typically eaten by 2 people, but more are allowed if the mood is right.

A girl had a pickle, but her friend really wanted to try it. They decided to share it together at different ends by lady tramping the pickle. It was delicious.

by BoatGaloftheSea June 24, 2010

Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.

I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.

by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019

Truelling

The act of leading someone on in trolling fashion but in the end it's the truth.

He told me the ceiling fan co. was called Big Ass Fans. I thought he was trolling me but looked it up and he was truelling me!

by Clive Bunker September 25, 2016

Trhumping

When Donald trump humps something. (Nasty) (usually younger than him, possibly his daughter😂)

"Ew nasty Donald was just Trhumping that wall like it was a woman"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011