Perjury Trap

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!

by Fo Gish November 13, 2018

Trout trap

During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.

Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.

by Kissel August 23, 2023

venus butt trap

when an individual (male or female) is getting their salad tossed (fellatio of the anus area), at a particular moment when the party getting their salad tossed feels that the salad tosser is particularly all up in there, the party getting their salad tossed pushes back and clenches while exclaiming (playfully), "Got your nose!"

Gary: why is your wife such a brown nose?

Bill: ya she's a real freak, she loves the venus butt trap.

by gotyournose123 May 29, 2010

Chinese PeePee Trap

When you take foreskin from an erect penis and wrap in around another penis so you become connected to the other person

Me and Kevin got curious so we tried a Chinese PeePee Trap and become connected

by Tubby2tits69 July 1, 2018

dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

by Lo-per February 8, 2008

man trap

A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."

by pete592 October 30, 2007

Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.

Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."

by White Walker January 18, 2013