Timberly

Timberly is a very sweet , nice girl who will be nice to anyone . She loves nature and animals but will kill any bug she sees . She loves Logan Paul and loves Hoodies . She hates school . And will stay up till 6am . She acts like she is 5 but is very mature at times . She knows everything but she is NOT i repeat NOT a dictionary . I know all of this because my name is Timberly . Have a wonderful day and don’t do drugs and stay in school :) .

Woah , Timberly is thiccer than a snicker .

by timberlythechickennugget May 30, 2018

Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Timberlane Regional Middle School

A really sucky square box of hell. Where there are some nice people but most are bitchy attention seekers. There is no diversity here. Like five black kids and that’s it. Half the kids here are on some type of drugs. All the sports suck balls. The only thing I can say that Timberlane is good at is music. They have an awesome music program and that’s really it.

Oh you go to Timberlane Regional Middle School yeah that school is shit

by Dirtycheeseboot October 3, 2019

Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.

"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

by pronek March 1, 2007

Stink Thimble

When you use very thin sheets of toilet paper or misjudge the velocity at which you should be wiping and your finger goes through the paper and straight up into the brown rusty mess. Thus leaving a small coating of turd on the end of your finger which resembles a brown thimble

"Dammit Margaret", exclaimed George. "I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet paper from the corner shop, this is the third Stink Thimble I've given myself this week"

by OrlandoT October 10, 2011

trimble

The act of downing a pint of an alcoholic beverage, normally Guinness.

"Wow I shouldn't of trimbled all those pints last night"

by PJSSN February 4, 2014