angle dangled

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

by Stivchik June 21, 2019

Charge angle

the angle at which your phone cable works

dude, don't shift shit around, it'll mess my charge angle.

by vahne December 18, 2018

Angle Island

The first zone of Sonic 3. It begins in a nice jungle like area but then quickly Dr. Robotnik burns the trees and plants to the ground. This leads to a mass forest fire in angle island zone.

Sonic help us! angle island is burning to ashes!

by Piabbo September 14, 2019

Erect-angle

1. A rectangular shape used to censor genitalia (more specifically a penis) in an adult cartoon.

I can't think of anything, I just thought of the word "erect-angle" in the car and wanted to put it here.

by that one kid with a Beanie. January 28, 2021

angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017

Angle Cutter

A tool that doesn't fucking exsist.

Boss: "Hey Bob, I need you to buy an Angle Cutterfor work."

Bob: "That fucking tool is not real!"

by Triklord October 1, 2016

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017