im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls

cheese
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`cheese`
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im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls hello cheese

by you have been gnomed April 9, 2021

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

I'm telling

Another way of agreeing to a statement a.k.a. "I'm saying", but usually pronounced with more sass and a bitchy undertone

Derived from Korean-Canadians, street slang used to say "i'm saying" or "you already know"

Shortened version of "I'm telling you"

Anna: Yo, Clara, did you see what Monique was wearing today. She looked like she went to the zoo after shopping at a thrift-shop and got attacked by every feline in that joint
Clara: Yooo, I'm telling man

by $$kash February 14, 2014

Teeling

To describe the attitude or actions of a rude, unruly, abusive, angry, mean, obnoxious, cheap asshole who patronizes any type of bar, restaurant, or other dining establishment, usually causing the server assigned to them to break down and cry. Also known as a Brian Teeling or a BT.

Mary had a horrible customer at table 12. He turned out to be a real Teeling.

by Artman64 December 1, 2019

Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.

“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

software testing

a process used to fix software
you should really care about this unless you are made to do an assignment on it and no one seems to care about it

FUCK Reywind have u done that assignment on Software testing yet?

no i havent if ppl like GoMeZ or Sven made all the programs they would be perfect and we wouldnt need testing

Software testing is as gay as noobs tryin to beat gomez at cs

by GoMeZ <(^_^)> April 15, 2005

telling secrets

Farting

(4 guys riding in a car together)
One in the back seat rolls his window down.
Driver - "Are you telling secrets back there richard?"

by cal daily January 20, 2011