scrumbly

when something is so unbelieveably scrunkly

awwwww Toby is so scrumbly

by archietelf November 14, 2021

Scrumb

A fallen piece of food that is smaller than a scrap and larger than a crumb. It can be used as a noun or a verb.

"Look Danny has scrumbs in his beard!"

"Damn dude, stop scrumbing all over the kitchen."

" I like Pringles but they have a high Scrumb-ratio!"

" I scrumbed all over the carpet but I'll just call my dog over, problem solved!"

by Craise September 26, 2009

strumpet

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

scrumdidliumptious

Exemplifying the charactersitics of something that is scrumptious.

"Those poptarts were scrumdidliumptious!"

"That guy over there is scrumdidliumptious."

by Cambrai March 15, 2005

Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.

"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."

by Zer0tic September 4, 2006

Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

by brewskies October 12, 2009