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Stalker Girls 

Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.
Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')

STAY AWAY FROM THEM.

stalker enabler

when someone puts everything they are doing that day on their status. No one cares! stalker enablers allow stalkers to know where they are going to be that day and what they're doing.
"her status was "going to suzzy's house and then the mall and maybe a party at my house at 7" wow i could follow her so easily, she is a stalker enabler."
stalker enabler by hncjo0094 February 20, 2009

stalker love

obsessive, unhealthy, unrequited, creepy love for someone marked by unwelcomed attention or attempts to contact or be around the person. In extreme cases, a restraining order is required.
If you don't let her go, your feelings for her are going to turn into stalker love. She hasn't returned any of your calls or txts. Just let it burn.
stalker love by Doublestuff December 16, 2008

Stalker Status 

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.
S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*
Stalker Status by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008

Stalker Song

A song that you don't particularly like but "follows" you and plays everywhere you go.
"Dude, don't you like that song 'Boom Boom Pow'?"
"No, that's my stalker song."
Stalker Song by John_Robinson August 20, 2009

Stalker Eye 

The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.

This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.

This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.

A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.

A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.
Stalker Eye by cynical2007 February 23, 2008