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squeage

masterbating furiously to dead bodies
"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."
by butters August 19, 2004
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Squinge

To squinge is the act of flaring ones nostrils in a malicious and/or offensive manner. It can be utilized as an act of self-defense or to aid in the entertainment of others. Sometimes, the squinging is involuntary and unable to control. In extreme cases of squinging, the subject can lose all self-control of their nostrils and will even exhibit symptoms of squinging while they sleep.
After an extremely strenuous squinging session, Glen found that his nostrils had locked permanently in the squinge position.
by Dr. Von Chang June 15, 2008
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Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
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squeegle

A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.
I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.
by Joyful913 September 6, 2007
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squeeg

A high class brand of flying saucer, like a ferrari in car terms.
My other ship's a squeeg.
by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003
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squangle

Used in technical angle measuring.

A square angle = squangle.
i just googled aquangle and all i got was pictures of lousy measuring instruments.
by Gabriel Crowe August 24, 2005
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squong

A very lit ass piece of glassware. The bong used by your squad/clique.
by Grease Rocket March 1, 2017
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