squeaking

making an extreamly high pitch noice with your throat often so load it scares people.

dude did u see me ride past that guy and "squeak" him, he shat himself.

Yes" squeaking" is awesome

by hackattack789 September 23, 2010

Skeeking

Walking while one foot is on a higher surface than the other.

I was skeeking on the curb!

by BrodyBananas! October 26, 2007

Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

by KingMJ October 14, 2011

Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

squawking

yelling profusely loud at a party to a girl to start sucking your dick at that very moment regardless of the setting

Man, I could hear Kyle squawking from ten miles away last night

by IkeJones69 January 13, 2011