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Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x
"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"
by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020
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Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020
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Squeaker

Someone who causes extreme annoyance to others
That squeaker will not be the death of me I tell you.. I'll kick them in the fetus before that happens!
by Zenon April 3, 2003
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squeezers

"did you see the squeezers on her?!"
by bampop May 2, 2008
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squeeber

any rat sized, curly-haired dog; usually black in color; that has a severe sickening stinch; usually from puking and then rolling in it, or rubbing it's back in other animal spore and spawn. This odor is impossible to get rid of, regardless of baths, flea dips, or groomings.
Even after it's smim in the pool, you could smell the squeeber over the scented candle in the living room.
by Steve R June 25, 2005
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squeakers

Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.
I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.
by Dave What A Guy November 21, 2006
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Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011
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